Be deceiving.
Editor's note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today's offering:
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near-death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you
have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,
liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might as well look good doing it.
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After her last operation, she
was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way
home, she was struck by a car and killed.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of
the path of that car?"
God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you!"