Goes by the book.
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Lunching with a friend in a fast-food restaurant, I was telling her about a
teenager who had rear-ended my car. The teen blamed me for the accident.
"She even called me every dirty name in the book!" I said.
Just then, I looked over to the next table where two young boys had
apparently been paying close attention to my story.
One said to the other, "There's a book?"
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