Because ye ask not
Sees dollars signs.
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about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
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aughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a
“As you are fitting her glasses, if she asks how much they cost, you say
“If her eyes don’t flutter, say, ‘For the frames. The lenses will be $100.’”
“If her eyes still don’t flutter, you add, ‘Each.’”
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