In Texas.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its L

aughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

A Texas rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine.

The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks, “Say, how much land you think

you got here?”

Mainer: ‘Bout 10 acres I’d say.”

Texan (boasting): “Well, on my homestead, it takes me all day to drive

completely around my property!”

Mainer: “Yep, I got one of them trucks too.”


ot a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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