Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its L
aughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
A Texas rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine.
The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks, “Say, how much land you think
you got here?”
Mainer: ‘Bout 10 acres I’d say.”
Texan (boasting): “Well, on my homestead, it takes me all day to drive
completely around my property!”
Mainer: “Yep, I got one of them trucks too.”
ot a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.