By another lie
It’s own reward.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A woman who ran to the mall for a quick errand lost her purse, but an honest teenage boy returned it to her.
The woman looked inside her purse and remarked, “That’s strange. Earlier I had a $20 bill inside, but now it’s gone, and instead I see two fives and a ten.”
“That’s right,” the boy explained, “the last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have change for a reward.”