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Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse.
“I know that smart-alec Tex,” said the first. “The boy’s going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back.”
“Nah … not Tex,” said the second. “He’ll always be just a good ‘ole boy. When he walks in, I’m sure all he’ll say is hello.”
“I know Tex better than any of you,” said the third. “He’s so smart, he’ll figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now!”
Sure enough, Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, “Audi, partners!”