And hard place
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
“Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, mommy?” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter?” he asked. “Are you giving up?”