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Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
After suffering through years of his wife’s awful coffee, the man spit it out and took the coffee maker to his lawyer.
Dropping it on the attorney’s desk, the man snarled, “Here they are!’
“Here are what?” the startled lawyer asked.
“Grounds for divorce.”