Par for the course.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A golfer, who was known for his bad temper, walked into the pro shop one day and plunked down big bucks for a new set of woods.
The staff all watched to see what would happen after he used them for the first time – more than half expecting he’d come in and demand his money back.
But the next time he came in, he was all smiles.
“They’re the best clubs I’ve ever had,” he said. “In fact, I’ve discovered I can throw them at least 40 yards farther than I could my last ones.”