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Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?
Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to
its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would
like a bottle of Christian Dior for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise, eh?” said the clerk.
“You bet,” replied the man. “She’s expecting a cruise.”
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
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