Dreams.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about?

Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to

its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

A doting father faithfully sang his little ones to sleep every night.

Until he overheard the five-year-old tell the three-year-old, “If you pretend

you’re asleep, he stops.”

Got

a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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