A run for his money
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller?
When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”