A pig about it.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig
up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after
“Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about,” said the city slicker, “but
if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, wouldn’t it
save a lot of time?”
“Time?” said the farmer. “What does time matter to a pig?”