You're under oath
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The escalator was broken and the only way out of the airport was up a flight of stairs.
I had a big suitcase and a sore knee. I began dragging my bag and it was making a loud thud on every step when a man behind me grabbed my bag and carried it to the top.
“That was so chivalrous,” I gushed, thanking him.
“Chivalry had nothing to do with it,” he said. “I’ve got a splitting headache.”