As it lays
Sticks to the ribs.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice.
But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, “I hope I develop a taste for the stuff. It doesn’t go down easy.”
“Well,” she asked, “how long did you cook it?”
“You’re supposed to cook it?” he said.