A pay raise
Passes the test.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Cards offering used textbooks for sale are posted on the college notice board at the beginning of each semester. One read: “Introduction to Psychology, $8, never used.” The card was signed, “Must sell.”
The next day a note had been added: “Good price. Are you sure it’s never been used?” Signed, “Prospective buyer.”
Below in a different hand was: “Positive!” Signed, “Professor who graded his exam.”