Walk the beat
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A foursome of seniors hit the golf course with waning enthusiasm.
“These hills are getting steeper,” said one.
“The sand traps are getting bigger,” said another.
“And the fairways are way too long these days,” added a third.
The fourth member of the party, the eldest at 87, shared a different perspective.
“Just be thankful we’re still on the right side of the grass.”