You're under oath
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She
claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next
thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold.
An officer was sent to her house to investigate, and he returned an hour later
with a black eye.
“Did you get hit by the same person?” his captain asked.
“No,” he replied. “I stepped on the same rake.”
a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.