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Commencement speech

Posted By Joke of the Day On 10/30/2011 @ 5:33 pm In Education,Joke of the Day | Comments Disabled

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When our son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text. “I want to talk about my parents the wonderful influence they’ve had on my life,” he told the audience. “They’re a shining example of parenthood, and I love them more than words could ever do justice.”

At this point he seemed to struggle for words.

After a pause he looked up with a grin and said, “It’s really hard to read my mom’s handwriting.”

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