You're under oath
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The American history teacher was lecturing the class on the Puritans.
She asked, “What sort of people were punished in the stocks?”
A small voice from the back of the room responded, “Small investors.”