Do you have the time?
Takes a wrong turn.
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about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here
is today’s offering:
A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention.
Since we weren’t used to the big city, we were overly concerned about
The first night we placed a chair against the door and stacked our luggage
on it. To complete the barricade, we put the trash can on top. If an intruder
tried to break in, we’d be sure to hear him.
Around 1 a.m. there was a knock on the door.
“Who is it?” my friend asked nervously.
“Honey,” a woman on the other side yelled, “you left your key in the
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