Pilot wings it
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I thought I had finally found a way to convince my harried friend that she needed to find ways to relax. I invited her to dinner and, while I was busy cooking, she agreed to watch my videotape on stress management and relaxation techniques.
Fifteen minutes later, she came into the kitchen and handed me the tape. “It was good,” she said, “but I don’t need it.”
“But it’s a 70-minute video,” I replied. “You couldn’t have watched the whole thing.”
“Yes, I did,” Susan assured me. “I fast-forwarded it.”