Or consequences.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day.

Here is today’s offering:

A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.

“I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocain because I’m in a big

hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and

we’ll be on our way.”

The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,”

he said. “Which tooth is it?”

The woman turned to her husband and said, “Open wide,

dear.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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