You're under oath
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The couple had an outstandingly happy and successful marriage. The husband
was once asked to what he attributed this remarkable situation.
“It’s simple,” he said. “Division of labor. My wife makes all the small, routine
decisions. She decides what house we buy, where we go on vacation, whether
the kids go to private schools, if I should change my job, and so on.”
“I make the big, fundamental decisions.”
“I decide if the United States should declare war on Iran, if Congress should
raise taxes, and so on.”
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