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Compromise through the years
Posted By Michael Ackley On 11/27/2011 @ 7:30 pm In Commentary | Comments Disabled
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News item: President Obama says he’ll veto deficit-cutting legislation – unless it is “balanced” by a compromise that also increases taxes.
And now, some historical perspective:
Sen. Henry Clay, later to be known as “The Great Compromiser,” shares a drink with Secretary of War John C. Calhoun, shortly after approval of the Missouri Compromise of 1820.
Clay (calling to his slave, Charles Dupuy): Charles! Kindly pour another sherry for me and Secretary Calhoun.
Charles: Yes, Massa Henry.
Clay: Well, John, I guess it’s safe now for us to congratulate ourselves on the adoption of the compromise. I’ll be eternally grateful to you for interceding with President Monroe.
Calhoun: I did but little, sir. It was your work in the Legislature that assured the balanced approach, admitting Maine to the Union as free and Missouri as slave.
Clay: Tut, tut. It was a compromise, and everybody gets something out of a balanced compromise.
Charles (muttering): ‘Cept us slaves.
Clay: Did you say something, Charles?
Charles: No, Massa Henry.
Thirty years later, Clay, resting from the ravages of tuberculosis in Newport, R.I., toasts the visiting Sen. Steven A. Douglas.
Clay: I salute, you, Senator, for averting civil war by shepherding our bills through the Legislature.
Douglas: Not at all, Henry. After all, it was you who crafted this balanced compromise, in which everybody got something.
Charles: ‘Cept the slaves.
Clay: I heard that Charles, and you know I emancipated you six years ago. I don’t expect you to understand that we had to strengthen the fugitive slave law and declare Congress couldn’t interfere with slave trade in order to admit California as a free state.
Charles: Yes, Massa Henry. Balance.
Now it’s 1853, and James Gadsden is chatting with Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana.
Gadsden: Well, I guess that wraps it up. The United States will pay Mexico $10 million for about 30,000 acres adjacent to our Arizona and New Mexico territories.
Santa Ana: Yeah. Heck of a deal.
Gadsden: Well, every treaty is a compromise that seeks balance.
Santa Ana: Sure. Just like Guadalupe Hidalgo. You got everything above the Rio Bravo del Norte and Mexico got jack.
Gadsden: Well, you did get to be dictator.
Santa Ana: I guess that’s a kind of balance.
Flash forward to Sept. 1, 1939: British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain is chatting with the Polish ambassador to London, Count Edward Raczynski.
The Count: You know, Mr. Prime Minister, it was just about a year ago that you announced “peace for our time” after brokering a deal with Hitler over the Sudetenland.
Chamberlain: Yes. That was quite the balanced compromise.
The Count: How’s that working out for you now?
Move on to August 2011: President Barack Obama is talking earnestly with House Speaker John Boehner.
Obama: Here’s the deal, John. Agree to extend U.S. borrowing, and you and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid can form a “super committee” to cut the deficit. If the committee can’t do it, you agree to across-the-board budget cuts.
Boehner: Duh, that sounds real good.
Now, November 2011.
Obama: How about that, a committee of six Democrats and six Republicans couldn’t agree? Looks like automatic cuts are next.
Boehner: Well, we’ll have to make some modifications – save the defense budget, for example.
Obama: Nope. I’ll veto that.
Boehner: But we’ll take a balanced approach. I promise.
Obama: Not the way I see balance.
Boehner: But … what did we get out of the compromise?
Obama: Everybody gets something. You got an important life lesson.
And so we see the definition of “compromise” from the Blind Partisan’s Dictionary applies in the latter instance:
Compromise, n. an agreement, mutually arrived at by two parties, under which Party A agrees he is right and Party B agrees he is wrong.
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