And hard place
The cookie crumbles.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in California, I was stopped
by a state trooper in Kansas for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have
received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him one of my grandmother’s
delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.
Later, I was stopped by another trooper. “What have I done?” I asked.
“Nothing,” the trooper said, smiling. “I heard you were passing out great