The cookie crumbles.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is

today’s offering:

Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in California, I was stopped

by a state trooper in Kansas for exceeding the speed limit. Grateful to have

received a warning instead of a ticket, I gave him one of my grandmother’s

delicious chocolate-chip cookies and proceeded on my way.

Later, I was stopped by another trooper. “What have I done?” I asked.

“Nothing,” the trooper said, smiling. “I heard you were passing out great

chocolate-chip cookies.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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