You're under oath
Is hard to do.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
There was a pretty nurse named Carol who broke her engagement to a
doctor. She was explaining everything to a friend.
“Do you mean to say,” exclaimed Cindy, “that the bum asked you to give
back the ring and all his presents ?”
“Not only that,” said Carol, “he sent me a bill for 37 visits.”