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With a smile.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A customer at the diner wanted to ask his waitress for a date, but couldn’t get her attention.

When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away.

Finally, he followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation. To his amazement, she readily accepted.

He said, “Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn’t even make eye contact.”

“Oh,” said the waitress, “I thought you wanted more coffee.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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