You're under oath
Stay out of trouble.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
One day the school principal was talking to Johnny’s teacher about his poor
behavior. All of a sudden, Johnny comes running down the hallway.
The principal asks, “Why are you running?”
Johnny says, “I’m trying to stop two kids from fighting, sir.”
“Which two?” asks the principal.
“Me and the kid chasing me!”
Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.