In the afterlife.
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Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was
showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded New
England Patriots flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity Tom,”
said God. “This is very special since not everyone gets a house up here.” Tom
felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way inside, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was
a huge three-story mansion with orange and blue sidewalks and driveways, a
50-foot flagpole with an enormous Denver Broncos flag waving, a swimming
pool in shape of a horse, a Broncos logo in every window, and a Tim Tebow
jersey hanging on the front door.
Tom looked at God and said, “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won three Super Bowls and I even
went to the Hall of Fame.”
God said, “So what’s your point, Tom?”
“Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?”
God chuckled and replied, “Tom, that’s not Tim’s house, that’s mine.”
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