You're under oath
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is
The teacher said, “Tommy, this is the fifth day this week you’ve had to stay
after school. What do you have you to say for yourself?”
“I’m sure glad it’s Friday,” said Tommy.
Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.