Tips the scales
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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes, the teacher
asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees,
4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “You’d be eating alone.”
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