By the numbers
Out of the Big Apple.
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We were four frugal young teachers. But once a year we treated ourselves
to the best Manhattan had to offer.
As we approached the famous restaurant Lutece, we questioned whether
we were dressed perfectly. Could we pass as urban sophisticates?
The maitre d’ met us at the door, all smiles and bows.
When he took my coat, I began to look over the cozy little bar and
anticipate the charming basket of pastry that was our appetizer.
Then the maitre d’ returned to our group, gingerly holding a fabric
softener sheet that had fallen from my sleeve.
“Madam,” he said, “Your Bounce.”
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