The coffee beans
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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father’s annoyance.
“Teddy,” he called, “how many more times do I have I to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being.”
There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.
“That’s better,” said his father, “and in the future you should always come down the stairs like that.”
“Suits me,” said Teddy. “I slid down the railing.”