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New Year's Eve

Posted By Joke of the Day On 12/31/2011 @ 1:21 pm In Education,Joke of the Day | Comments Disabled

To mark the occasion.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Emma was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities.

After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?”

“Aha, you’ll know tonight,” answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Emma and handed her a small package. Delighted and excited she opened it.

 

There in her hand rested a book entitled: “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.


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