And hard place
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“Many voters feel that Mitt Romney is out of touch with real Americans after he tried to make a bet with Rick Perry for $10,000.
When asked to comment, Mitt said, ‘I’m sorry, but that’s all I had in my pocket at the time.”’
– Conan O’Brien