Into a bar
Organize a search party.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
An old guy was shopping the other day, pushing his cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing his cart. He said to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The younger man says, “That’s OK. What a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”
The old guy adds, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”
The young guy says, “Well, she’s 24-years-old, tall, with blond hair, green eyes, long legs, buxom figure and she’s wearing tight white shorts, and a halter top. What does your wife look like?”
The old guy replies, “Doesn’t matter. Let’s look for yours.”