You're under oath
Drives away suitor.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A college freshman co-ed returned to her dorm one evening. Her roommate asked, “How was your blind date?”
“Terrible!” the girl said, “He showed up in his 1968 Rolls Royce.”
Her roommate said, “Wow! That’s a very expensive classic car. What’s so bad about that?”
“He was the original owner!”