Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Two small boys met each other on the playground.
“My name is Bobby. What’s yours?” asked the first boy.
“Danny,” replied the second, “My Daddy’s a mechanic. What does your Daddy do for a living?” asked Bobby.
Danny replied, “My Daddy’s a lawyer.”
“Honest?” asked Bobby.
“No, just the regular kind,” said Danny.