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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A girl was visiting her friend, who had just acquired two new dogs, and she asked what their names were.
The friend responded by saying one was named Rolex and other one was named Timex.
The girl remarked, “Whoever heard of naming your dog something like that?”
“Hellooooo …,” answered the friend. “They’re watch dogs!”