And hard place
Hit party circuit.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Cool teenage Martian: “I was at a party on Mercury last night.”
His friend: “Was it any good?”
Cool teenage Martian: “No! It was really boring.”
His friend: “How come?”
Cool teenage Martian: “There was no atmosphere.”