The whole truth
Memorizes his lines.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Boy: “Dad, I got a role in the school play, I play a man who’s been married for 20 years.”
Father: “That’s great son. Maybe someday you’ll get a speaking part.”