Because ye ask not
Exercise in futility.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Several expectant couples were gathered at the local hospital to attend a childbirth class.
The instructor offered advice and explained the benefits of exercise.
“Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn’t hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!”
The room really got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
“Yes?” replied the instructor.
“Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”