Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Once there were three male dogs who set eyes on a beautiful female poodle.
Aware of her charms, she said, “I will go out with the first one of you who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an intelligent sentence.”
The Lab said, “I like liver and cheese.”
“No imagination at all,” said the poodle.
Next was the muscular Rottweiler, who blurted out, “I hate liver and cheese.”
“That’s worse than the Lab,” she snickered.
Finally, the tiny chihuahua smiled at his competition, gave the poodle a knowing wink, and said, “Liver alone, cheese mine.”