You're under oath
To pitch tent.
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A loaded minivan pulls into the only remaining campsite. Four children leap from the vehicle and begin feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rush to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marvels to the youngsters’ father, “That, sir, is some display of teamwork.”
“I have a system,” says the father. “No one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up.”