End of rope
High and dry.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile
about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and
contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here istoday’s offering:
“How long have you been driving without a tail light?” asked the
policeman after pulling over a motorist. The driver jumped out, ran to
the rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
“Come on, now,” he said, “you don’t have to take it so hard. It isn’t
“It isn’t?” cried the motorist.
“Does that mean you know what happened to my boat and trailer?”