And hard place
up to the bar.
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A black man, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a socialist walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says:
“Hello, Mr. President.”