(Vanity Fair) Earlier this morning, after taking his hairpiece for a walk in Central Park, capitalist and actual Mitt Romney campaign surrogate Donald Trump —not to be confused with a Halloween jack-o-lantern discovered behind the porch in mid-July — tweeted a link to World Net Daily, the Pravda of Birtherism. “Weird–why did BarackObama Sr. fail to list @BarackObama as his son in his 1961 INS application?”

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