(READER SUPPORTED NEWS) — You never see as many self-proclaimed Christians line sidewalks to go volunteer at a homeless shelter or food bank or soup kitchen as we saw line up to get into Chick-fil-A on August 1. And that’s something Jesus actually said Christians should do.
Christians are busy citing Leviticus 18:22 as a reason they oppose homosexuality as much as they do, so, obviously, the best way to reach these “Christians” is to quote Leviticus back at them. Specifically, Leviticus 11:8, the part that says the carcass of a pig is unclean and that it’s a sin to touch it. Which means that logically, any sport that involves the throwing and catching of a ball made of pigskin is an unclean and sinful sport, and no true gay-hating Christian should approve of it. I’m sure Mike Huckabee is organizing an NFL boycott for all Christians this season.