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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Two city slickers went to a dude ranch while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses asked if the wife wanted a Western or English saddle, and she asked what the difference was.
He explained one had a horn and one didn’t.
“The one without the horn is fine,” she replied. “I don’t expect we’ll run into too much traffic.”